I’m trying to picture the kind of person who’d sit idly by, reading Deadspin for god knows how long, and then see a mild slight against Joe Flacco and think, “that’s the last straw. These clowns at this site must pay,” and create an account just to comment on it.

There are certain shortcuts to calling any sport that make it easier for the fledgling broadcaster.

I tell you what, you find the first person who joked about Joe Flacco being elite, and me and everyone else who ever made that joke will go talk to them. We’ll discuss how it came to be, what do they thinks of its evolution, did they know it’d become a meme, have they met Flacco, do they like seeing it everywhere in…

Dilfer could be okay with more practice> I think he was all over the place on Monday because color guy isn’t his normal gig and everytime he spoke it kept Berman’s gaping maw from swallowing the broadcast whole. I think he had some interesting insights he just hammered them too much and became repetitive. Launch…

In terms of shitty announcers no one and I mean no one will top Dennis Miller. I could live with Dierdorf, I even heard Maas call a few games (Damn you Directv) and yes Matt Millen. Shit we all listen to Troy Aikman give us such wonderful insights like “you’re so right Joe” every fucking week. But Miller is in a class…

The funny thing is that for years Baltimore sports talk radio (don’t ever listen to sports talk radio) was littered with callers who firmly believed that Tyrod Taylor was better. They mostly vanished after the Super Bowl win, but they still pop up whenever Joe lays one of his 40 attempts/180 yards/3 INTs eggs.

Yea, but is Flacco elite?

Yeah, they had to have been pouring it down. Hell, not just pouring, they must have practically pumped it into him. The CBS article describes her as “encouraging him to drink”, and the Uinta County Herald article describes the case as “providing alcohol”, but I find it really hard to believe that he could have reached…

It’s not a democrats vs. republicans thing. It’s about recognizing that someone whose only move when backed into a corner is to call someone a hater or bimbo will not be a good president, even to the very rich.

You’ve just made me realize why no one in academia tends to care about the various (and numerous) affairs that occur between academic faculty colleagues.

This is her alter ego, Dim Kavis.

I love draft champions because you can really get at other players via play calling. Right now people are over reliant on the aggressive catch/go route combo. To the point where they even defend against it with their lives.

“Make America Deflate Again.”

Yikes, looks like the rumors that Gisele and Tom are on the rocks are true. It’s gotten so bad that he wants her deported.

Good God, how would you like to stand there surrounding Brady and chuckle at every little thing he says like a little schoolgirl?

“After what we experienced with Aaron Hernandez, I really just started to think Trump has a lot of good points,” said Brady.

I’m not sure anyone could get caught up in a lie of this magnitude, but I agree that there is a human impulse to embellish that what Steve does here is the most exaggerated and destructive form of. Lots of decent people embellish stories. My Dad has one about meeting a celebrity that was initially just, “he was in…

Tom Brady will miss next start for failing concussion protocol.

That 3 against Boston is one of the all-time “No, no, no...YES!” moments in sports history. I’m not even a Lakers fan, and I was yelling at the screen as he was launching that ridiculous shot.

Madden already had a draft in its season and franchise modes. So no, it’s not like a sports draft. It’s like Arena Mode in Hearthstone! Last I checked, NFL franchises were not given only three options for their first-round selections, and the players they do not choose are not eliminated from the draft entirely.…