You’d think he could get his paid staffers to look up a quote on a prosperity gospel site...

Or... it could be that “Purity” is narrative garbage and that a LOT of people think it sucks?

Now you blame Gawker for unanimously getting something *right* for once?

Naming the lead character Pip is enough for me to really, really dislike this book.

Billy Davis is absolutely to blame for not mixing up his sets to provide more safety help. My one, one possible excuse is that maybe Quinn, having some from Seattle, knew the best way to attack him. The other corners were much better in coverage, not world beaters, but not getting routinely destroyed.

Always with the barbecue-cannibalism joke truthers....

Why, yes, this is the result of me blindly googling “terrance williams bbq” in a lazy effort to force a joke.

Philly fans might eat him alive if he gets smoked by Terrance Williams.

It probably is. Using “paw” is completely fine; using “paw” and then saying that the ocean withdraws the paw by inhaling is bad metaphoring.

It’s not exactly a narrowly held belief that Franzen’s success far outweighs both his talents and merits. Or, at the very least, it’s not so narrowly held that it’s an opinion that could so easily be dismissed as clickbait, which is exactly what you are doing here. The distinct possibility that multiple people may…

I don’t think that analogy works. The “brewing” of the novel was the writing process, which is complete. I’m experiencing the book in chunks, as people do, unless they are psychos who read long novels in single sittings, and the different chunks can be discussed in the same way that episodes of a television series can…

Oh relax. I love football but I can also see how aspects of it are really dumb, and last night’s game was especially awful.

Yeah, not nearly as many useless breaks in college football and they seem to be handling it just fine, physically-speaking.

Punt man. Sounds way better than Punter. Punt man it is.

The Niners are third and five .... 12 yards out from the honeypot.

“Police said they did not see the violations and “could not take any law enforcement action such as a citation or arrest,” according to a news release.”

Can you assholes shut up? I’m trying to play Candy Crush.

It will boast how fast it is for weeks before choking on a buckeye.