“Hey Steve, can you give us a hand carrying this 200lb dog?”

Good for her! I’m jealous. I decided to do IBR and at this rate will never pay off my loans. Does anyone know if they will actually tax me on the amount I don’t pay, or if I can claim some type of foregiveness?

Did some hiking in central Washington the other weekend with my wife and the dog. Winter has hit the mountains there very early, so we hiked in a variety of sun, wind, snow and sleet. The last 4 miles or so there was about 8 inches of snow on the ground (although the trail had been tramped down by others).

Between this and MLB randomly changing all of the balls again for the playoffs...why even follow sports anymore?

Yea, def not trying to catch the ball with his hands out and his eyes on the ball and not even looking at Allison. Try being an objective fan for once.

If the Lions had won they would be in first place for the NFC North and now this loss puts them last in their division - no wonder people are losing their minds. Trey Flowers has never been penalized for a hands to the face call his whole career. Booger, who is often bizarre and inappropriate, is being lauded as a…

FOUND THE ASSHOLE PACKER FAN

My problem with this take, as a Lions fan, is that actual contenders — like, teams actually capable of winning a division and a playoff game — don’t let calls like that irreparably damage their season.

That’s not even all of it. The missed PI against Marvin and the unnecessary roughness against Walker when he was just trying to intercept the ball. I could live with those and the first missed hands to the face call. But missing the same call a second time resulting in the Lions never getting a chance to go win the…

Amazingly, this is the second time in about half a decade the Packers have scored on the last play of the game to beat the Lions specifically because of a phantom penalty call involving a facemask.

It seems worth mentioning that the GB vs DET hail mary highlight the NFL loves to show as an example of their fine drama was also the result of a phantom hands to the face call on the previous play.

As a Lions fan you can only see this shit play out so many times before you start to question why you bother to watch NFL…

My tin-hat theory is that the NFL will not allow the Lions to win until they give back the Thanksgiving game so that the NFL can have it in a bigger market. 

Jim Calhoun knowing the meaning of “swipe left” is a much bigger upset than Nats over Dodgers, or even Rays over Astros. 

You’re a sports columnist for a mid-sized daily, aren’t you?

I like the fact that Coleen, who is from Liverpool, never even mentions the name of the paper.

If Rebekah isn’t sitting down for a tell-all TV interview with her idol Piers Morgan by the end of the month, I’ll be shocked.

Kobe cheats on her with rapes the hotel attendant.

TBH Sherman’s backtracking yesterday would’ve been just as credible if he’d used the “I’m heavily pregnant” defense. 

Seamus Finnigan is real? AND PLAYS SOCCER??

She is being called Wagatha Christie in the comment sections. Pretty funny.