Could a giant sinkhole please swallow both teams when they are @Atlanta? Just the teams and the stadium please.

Everyone has a hard-on for Hader. He’s like the posterboy for relief pitchers.

Agreed, I feel bad for the kid and Hader had just as much to do with that loss, arguably moreso since Hader is more of a veteran and a star on the team.

It’s an error, but I just don’t think it’s very egregious. And while I don’t think anything is anybody’s fault here, why isn’t the narrative “Josh Hader isn’t going to forget this one for a long time”? A big arm with a 2 run lead, 2 outs and a man on 1st should bring that one to the 9th intact. Can’t do much about the…

Not surprised by this, though very saddened. When you see shipping containers tossed all over the place like Lego bricks, that’s a bad sign. I’m also concerned that the floodwaters in some parts of the islands might never fully recede, having places like the airport persistently flooded.

I was thinking many of them are people who spent their early years following the Grateful Dead. Seems like the hippies of old are the fascist of today.

Shouldn’t these bootlickers be at work? 

She drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra.  *sad sigh*

If they hadn’t gotten together then there would have been no reason to add those adorable couples and their “how we got together” stories to the movie, and then I wouldn’t know to say “I knew the way you know about a good melon” at random times in my life- and obviously always when I am choosing a melon.

SMH that your post is not sarcasm. Your parents went wrong somewhere.  How could someone raised in the 70s or later not have seen this movie? 

She’s actually a kind of purplish-gray woman. Could be played by any ethnicity. And yes, Lizzo deserves a shot at this. 

The only stupid one here is the dude pitching around Puig with a 5-run lead in the eighth inning and two outs. 

I like McCarthy in general, but 100% this should be Lizzo.

Last time I checked, there is no Irish race. When you misuse words like “racist”, it diminishes the the legitimacy of the word. It’s prejudice at best and bigotry at worst. Other than that, I agree that he did not need to include “Irish” in that statement.

For no logical reason, I feel quite protective of Lucy Liu. Murray reportedly was a huge asshole to her on the Charlie’s Angels set, so I’m inclined to believe he’s a jerk.

Why not “Akimbo” to throw the one-legged girdle angle into sharp relief?

She’s saving the name “kimchi” for the line of hotdogs she’s planning on coming out with.

Why are men such fucking garbage. I swear, if allegations about Martin short or Steve Martin come out I’m out. 

With the series going to US soil, you knew the Canadians were going to get rid of their Looneys.