Kid held the glove up for an extra second to ensure his father knew what a pussy he is.

I like how the (apparent) father seamlessly transitions from cowering away from his endangered children to trying to give a high five.

That boy was quickly traded to Texas for a case of Cherry Skoal and Julio Franco.

In 1995 the NBA dancers couldn’t dance because they were all knocked up with Shawn Kemp’s seed.

Of course they are—-I never said they weren’t.

I am a highly educated, incredibly literate dark-skinned Haitian-American lawyer who has family currently living both in P-a-P and in the countryside. I am fully aware of who DR’s president is currently and who has been president of DR over the last 15 years. Not to mention that I was at the inauguration of Haiti’s…

Thank you for this article! I think it can be hard on spaces like Jezebel to discuss racism where White folks are not the direct culprits. But it’s a very important discussion that needs to be had.

GREAT NEWS! Once this happens I’m sure racism in America will finally cease!

This was funnier that whatever that article was

“Language is wine upon the lips, you motherfucking motherfucker.”

After reading this, my very advanced 5-year old won’t stop saying the motherfucker-word and now my child’s childhood has been ruined even worse than when her mom wouldn’t let her play with a yo-yo because yo-yos are a sex metaphor and her mother was revolted by the sight of them and also me and that’s why she left us…

MAN I BEEN DOING THAT ON THE REG

A good way to get out of the greys is bring up Tom Ley’s propensity for being awful, at least 2x a month on here.

I’m sure the ACME Royals’ All-Star Ballot Box Stuffing Machine will get rolling again just as soon as Miggy eats that pesky wrench.

Goddamn Infante. I don’t even want him on the field at the K.

How OTL eventually got a hold of the notebook isn’t made explicitly clear in the story.

We’ve come down hard on cops in these parts lately, and rightly so. But kudos to Green Bay’s police, EMS, and fire/rescue departments who, in the four hours of radio traffic I listened to, remained calm and professional throughout the entire event—even amidst the noise, darkness, confusion, and angry drunks screaming…

Ummmm... Who's making excuses? I haven't seen anyone, anywhere call the attack anything other than a deranged white racist killing black people for his own political ends.

The Southern mentality doesn’t reflect America’s mentality as a whole. Stop generalizing!

Panda’s won 3 WS but can’t handle the pressure of regular season Red Sox media. Sure thing, tough guys.