Am Colombian, can confirm.

At North Korean Augusta, a ‘Hole In One’ means you win the right to choose which parent gets shot.

Which will be incredibly difficult, as there are approximately 5 ugly girls in the entire country of Colombia.

I was caught stealing once. When I was five.

Dad: OK, I think it’d be best if you just stay there, I’ll pass to you, and he can set up for you to shoot. Anything else would probably be too complicated.

Where did anyone think throwing bottles at the cops was going to turn out well? What is wrong with people?

What about Catshit crazy? Cat shit is the worst smelling of all the shits in the animal kingdom.

The nerve!

Where do you get off trying to ask questions about what caused a situation.

Witnesses say the disturbance began around 7 p.m. due to an altercation between concertgoers. That’s when officials shut the gates to the show, the Hot 97 Summer Jam at the MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, causing a logjam of people at the MetLife gate, which in turn led to metal barriers being toppled and thrown.

You’re welcome.

It’s literally the opposite of the Batmobile. It’s slow, heavy, cumbersome, low tech, not a two seater, not a coupe, not low to the ground, doesn’t have a low roofline.

I have no idea what French Montana squashed beef is but it sounds fucking delicious.

This incident was handled poorly without a doubt. but I worked in the concert industry for 10 years and it is ridiculous how irrational people become when they learn a show is sold out. I had to get back up when a patron couldn’t get the discounted circus tickets he wanted. He literally was threatening me, over a $5…

This isn’t a military vehicle. This is a Lenco BearCat LE, which is designed for law enforcement.

I feel like if that happened, we’d go back to arguing about which white people are actually white or not. Sorry Irish/Italian/Polish/etc. people.

I heard it was because hundreds of people who didn’t have tickets were streaming over the fence and bypassing security.

What is the instance that caused them to close the gates? Also, throwing bottles at cops seems like a perfect way to get pepper sprayed.

Dellavedova is a cheap shake artist. Dirtiest handshakes in the NBA.