"I'm not some kind of beer-rocket scientist."

"What?? We can do that now????"
-Drake

If you floss afterwards, you shouldn't get any plaque.

I'll allow it.

Alfredo Simon: [backs car up]

Cars are made of steel and plastic and other materials.

Black pepper, dirt, and pine is an example of a list of things.

The rib cage is an arrangement of bones.

Well, technically Eli only has one. He lost the other one in the ball pit at a McDonald's PlayPlace.

In related news, Eli would like to let everyone know he was on a train that went "choo choo."

Paul, who knew the truth, gesticulated wildly and angrily.

Hasn't it already been made abundantly clear how much St. Louis hates chocolate sprinkles?

C3 PO'ed.

That would be relevant only if I was claiming that racist police officers are killing whites and Asians. Or that whites need to fear being killed by blacks more than by other whites. I'm not making those claims.

Holy shit!!!! Did they miss any shifts?

I don't know how this professor presented his views, and I'm not here to defend (or attack) him, but the point is that blacks are more likely to be killed by other blacks than by police officers or other racist whites. If you can't accept and deal with that fact, then there is no possibility of ever having a serious…

I've heard quite a few call intraracial white violence white on white crime. Which I would imagine is the most common (since intraracial crime is by far the most common victim to perpetrator relation and whites make up over 60% of the population). Though admittedly I have looked at a population break down of crimes…

You'd think as an instagram guy Lupul would have better a filter.

the real loser in this trade is that lady who gave a BJ for that Kiko Alonso jersey

They're hiding him at the top of the NL Central standings, where no one in Chicago will EVER think to look.