Having seen him play last year, I assume it's a strike zone disciplinary issue.

At least we know that this isn't another Adrian Peterson-type situation because Hamilton has never been a switch hitter.

Poor guy, seemingly always in front of the 8-ball.

I'm 100% convinced that inside Derrick Rose sits a squirrel, trying to pilot a craft that is above the current license he is outfitted for. And sometimes he gets the hang of it, but other times the steering cable sticks, the A/C doesn't work and the tranny gets gummed up from double clutching and his pilot goggles get…

The statement that Lindros did not want a rapport with Stewart is false and makes Lindros out to be unfriendly or hostile," Lindros's lawyers wrote in his pleadings.

Suing a journalist over an anecdote will prove to everyone that Eric Lindros isn't a dick.

Inconclusive. You can't even see him.

David Ortiz on standing in a farmer's field, knee high in a barely thatch, beside a steaming pile of cow dung: "I call that cow dung."

WHEW! THAT WAS FUN, HUH GUYS?

Always up to no good.

As a former resident of Chicago, I can say that most of them aren't getting out of bed today because it's a Wednesday in February. When you've not seen the sun since mid-November, your will to live dies.

KICK ASS MOTHERFUCKERS!

NOW WE'RE ROCKIN!

YEAH! FUCK YEAH BABY!

DUAN what up!

And the worst part is, it's almost always never James Taylor.

The one thing that I did take issue with in their movies, was that snorting lines of Ajax should not be met with the blase approach that was portrayed in that one film. I know it was a one-off gag of sort, but Old Dutch is way less corrosive, particularly on your sinus cavity.

I was really hoping Sloane would show up and make out with at LEAST one of them.