That's because they are no longer contractually obligated to pay Shawn Kemp's child support.

No one is actually sure of the final numbers, as the day before the financials were to be revealed, it was noticed that the paperwork had been switched.

Pictured: the driver's license pic of John Abraham's brain.

Great. Now he's gone and put all of Gaia in jeopardy. Hopefully it was Cronus or Hyperion, because we all know Oceanus has some temper.

"...and another dealing with a severe head injury."

Im amazed that there are any more brains left in this league to concuss.

Leave it to an Elway to pick apart the D, amirite?

*punches self in face*

"Those engorged veins were in all likelihood, placed there by a rabid anti-semite."
-Ryan Braun

Nice to see the Tigers contributing to this week's Deadspin 'Truther' theme, imploding via an inside Joba.

'Michael Ross is a structural engineer from Edmonton, Alberta'

If Josh Hamilton were an actual angel, he'd be the one God has put in charge of luring the fathers of unbaptized children to their death.

Beane went on to say that "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter is just as fucking good as regular fucking butter."

When you put your circuitry to it, you do great work.

It actually looks Darren Rovell.

As a lifelong resident of Kansas City, I can assure you that's just how we do things here. We run everywhere we go and really, it's just in an attempt to get home and off the streets before dark. Trust me - you want to get everything done and get home before it's dark. Because if you out on the streets after dark,…