That’s not true, the only requirement is that payment be accepted in US dollars, but merchants can refuse to accept various forms of payment. Many businesses do not accept cash at all, you cannot pay Uber or Netflix in cash. Some airlines only accept credit cards got in flight purchases. Others only accept certain…

From your POV I suppose they should all be wearing leather helmets, and given smelling salts to get back in the game as well. Before the BCS and the Playoffs the teams competing for the National Title often wouldn’t come fucking close to playing each other, #1 vs #20 and #2 vs #17 in the Bowl Games. To each their own…

You can bitch about PSLs but consider that they are one of the few things that shifts the costs of stadium construction on to the people that will actually be making use of the stadium (that’s fans as opposed to the general taxpayer; yes, it’s also as opposed to the owner, but let’s be realistic as billionaires often…

Yeah, kinda like the diagram for the people that support Kaepernck’s right to speak his mind and are glad Clevenger lost his job.

If you’re planning to sell yourself short, sure. Not washing your hair for months and throwing a pie at a disgraced politician, who in turn beats the ever living fuck out of you, is a pretty attainable life goal.

So in other words, no one gave a fuck about you and your bald bitch, and for that you are angry because you didn’t get to use the opportunity to prove someone is an assclown. Look in the mirror and you will see that you did prove there was an assclown in the building that day.

...and it officially becomes this year’s Ice Bucket Challenge.

OR maybe he doesn’t have time for it to continue to go on. Maybe it’s an expression - this should end because we both look bad. Maybe JAYWANTSACAT wanted to use the WORD literally for literally no reason.

Clever and not at all predictable or tired!

Deadspin: Where you’re guilty until proven innocent, and even then we’ll still drag your name through the mud.

I remember after bin Laden died the comment boards were filled with comments about how deplorable it was that people would celebrate the death of anyone, regardless of how that person lived. It’s kind of fascinating, actually.

It’s real easy. I turn my tv on, and there’s a football game on. Then the game ends and I turn on something else, or turn the tv off.

Right, just like guns, cigarettes and big oil.

I eagerly await the Schumerlash. Rare is such an untalented hack who cribs most of her act from other, better comediennes and gladly profits off the same schtick that “woke” writers should openly denounce.

Thank God you qualified that you are not a fan of the guy who battled cancer before you stated that you are glad the disease has not taken his life. You are the real hero!

My eyes. They won’t stop rolling

You’re are an idiot Timothy Blake.

haha. you’re such a joke.

Right after you almost wrote a good article (close, but you would need Government Assistance for that), you go full liberal shill and prove yourself to be the fool we know you are. Stay trashy.

Lol sweet straw man Timmy. Really knocked it out of the park there!