Seek help.

Kindly fuck off. Society failed Hernandez so hard, that he only got a free ride to college...where he then (allegedly) bought $15K worth of guns, beat a bar employee to the point of deafness, (allegedly) committed a drive-by, and had God knows what else covered up by Meyer and the coaching staff there.

He then gets…

Bless your heart.

Adelson was demanding a path to ownership, or he was gone. That’s what happened. Everybody except Deadspin has been reporting that consistently for months.

Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until…

“Joel Embiid will never play, Hulk Hogan is going to lose, and Hillary Clinton is going to win”

I was just telling someone today that it must be a prerequisite for Deadspin writers to speak in hyperbole almost exclusively, and then Draper submits a one-sentence post wherein he states that he doesn’t know what to say except for cliched hyperbole. It’s the fourth-greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

Crazy to me that this comment is acceptable but saying the word retard no longer is.

16 “fantastic” years may be a little much. He had a very good career, but he’s not a hall of famer. Odell Beckham, in his first three seasons, already has matched Steve Smith’s best three. Steve Smith had three elite seasons and then a bunch of Eric Deckers. For comparison’s sake, Roddy White arguably had a better…

He gave it his best shot, connected with his teammates, and went down swinging.

Thank you for explaining it to me. I was under the delusion that they were doing it for upvotes on Reddit.

He was muslim, yah dingus.

I know you’re just making a point, though in that case he was not only banned for life from the sport at a national level, but also expelled and prohibited from being on campus for any reason.

You do understand what domestic violence is, and that this is not that, don’t you?

Do you have CTE?

counterpoint: there is no significant part to this “story”

46-story luxury building opened in 2010 and branded through a licensing agreement with President-elect Donald Trump

You’re pretty objectively stupid since you don’t understand how 538 works.

It’s called the slippery slope fallacy for a reason.

so you’re blaming an unnamed elected official(s) for something that has nothing to do with politics (a road rage incident), and then you’re complaining that we always seek to blame someone else in our society.

something doesn’t add up here...