Good point, it just seems crazy in my mind that any state would be an automatic for Trump. I know this is anecdotal evidence, but I live in Texas and although I don’t vote, my parents have always voted Republican. They’re both talking about not voting at all this year because they won’t vote Democrat but they can’t…

I’m not big on politics so don’t quote me on this, but I think Florida is also usually a key swing state in presidential elections and you know they love ol’ Tebow there.

First, I agree with you. Want to add that your apples to apples comparison would never happen because if a baseball player was completely incapable of running the bases and became an automatic out if he didn’t hit a homerun, he wouldn’t be on a MLB roster (unless of course he hits like 80 homeruns per year). The fact…

That entire inning was one of the most insane innings of baseball ever.

Bangbus. That’s where you really learn how to fuck.

Goal keeping the right way. Fans of the St. Louis USNPSL affiliated team would be proud.

There is usually a celebration when I move to a different employer.

But if an active military member or veteran got $1,000 off of this douche just so he can grab a warm up ball, isn’t that a net positive?

Expecting insightful soccer commentary from Deadspin is like... well... it’s like expecting insightful soccer commentary from Deadspin.

I had no idea Ken Jeong was such a dedicated fan of Argentine soccer.

I assume the exact same anecdote could be written about Bryce Harper as a youth baseball player.

This is not to argue your point, but I do have a question about the handgun being “unknown to be stolen at the time”. At what point does a handgun in plain view become a reason to investigate further? Are cops supposed to assume an openly displayed firearm is legally owned and not a threat unless they witness it being…

( That’s the joke.)

I pity anyone who doesn’t get this reference.

Don’t hate on this girl for speaking the truth... Kevin Love is a little bitch.

I think the intent is to allow refs to penalize the coach if he engages in any activity outside of attending to the injured player once he enters the field (e.g. give coaching instructions to other players, talk shit to the other team, do a crab walk, etc.). But honestly, it’s the NFL rulebook so who the hell really…

Yes. Intent pretty much always matters when determining the punishment of a violation of rules.

It’s funny because when you click the “first self-made” link, the article states YOUNGEST self-made female billionaire in the very first sentence (also note that nowhere does the linked article state “first self-made female billionaire”). I wonder if these bloggers are trolling us readers with obvious errors or if…

Oh, my mistake. I thought you were just shitting on them from afar. Don’t be so hard on your home state. I live in Texas with plenty of dummies, but I always feel your surroundings are what you make of them. There are cool and smart people everywhere, just have to find them and avoid the rest.

#everystatesucksexceptfortheoneilivein