I should of gotten it...

Too many hoes in different area codes for one man. His arsenal of battery powered dildos do most of the heavy lifting for him.

Ok, so not just the economic impact, but a few other subjective factors as well. That’s a solid take.

So the level of consistency in punishments enforced by the league should be gauged by the economic impact missing games has on the players?

So the old routine of your team didn’t make it this far in the playoffs is “positively roasted” and “burnt to a crisp”? You’ve got a pretty low bar for this sort of thing.

I had a guy try to get me to pull off the road and fight him because I honked at him... after HE cut ME off.

Nah, a little side cup of BBQ sauce to dip the sandwich in, makes the bread nice and moist. You can still go fuck yourself.

It’s goin’ down at Club Astros tonight.

Oh I threw the “BBQ sides” conversation out the window. I just take offense to shitting on pickles in general. I totally agree that pickles shouldn’t be considered a side. They’re a condiment, but a vital condiment!!

Folded over white bread sandwich filled with BBQ brisket, pickles, onions, and extra BBQ sauce. All y’all northerners can go fuck yourselves.

-1, “too soon” jokes are only acceptable if they’re funny.

It’s important to find the right pet. I prefer a dog who is chill to the max.

Agreed. That would have warranted the “THIS. IS. AMAZING.” caption. The reality is that this is more of a “THIS. IS. meh, kinda funny maybe.”

I think this is a fair opinion. I’m slightly above neutral because I love The Bends as a straight-forward rock band album, but as they started to trend more towards the electronic and avant-garde, I lost some interest. Still think they’re talented musicians who put on an entertaining live show. I’m looking forward to…

I’m impressed that he didn’t pull a Bartman and try to catch a playable ball, so much so that I’ll even forgive the brotastic selfie pose.

So.... did you decide to stop watching at the 0:35 mark of a 42 second video? Because he does answer her question (which wasn’t even related to concussions).

This is America’s hat now.

Skip isn’t leaving on bad terms, I think it’s just more of a money thing with him. Their relationship with Simmons was pretty rough by the time they parted ways.

so dumb, made me laugh.

It’s because the scarfs look so good with their ironically large framed glasses.