I think we should dedicate an entire channel to broadcasting it 24/7 until he needs to be in a doctor’s care.

He thought, “How can I make my hair look really stupid?”

Too bad someone didn’t give him a Third Reich in the kisser.

Opens Tiffany box under sofa, finds Tiffany Trump. Dies even more.

When going higher physically pains you

Took me 5 min in photoshop:

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

The combined brainpower in this photo could power that light on your dashboard that tells you to put on your seatbelt.