To keep the population of pronghorn up?

He had to wait for Putin to call him back and tell him what to say and then translate it from Russian to English.

WTF is that thing? Is it a form of punishment?

Please marry me.

How is she possibly going to champion an initiative? She’s dumb as a rock. The future doesn’t look good for her.

I don’t know which is funnier or more unlikely - morals or class. I’ll just add that between the Inauguration and the celebrations they put in tacky gold curtains and furniture. THAT was the first priority.

Cheetolini. I’m totally using that.

What a graceless, classless POS. I can’t wait to donate to his opponent when he’s up for reelection. I’d like to slap him so hard his face would be permanently concave.

I refuse to listen to him too. I wish I knew how to avoid looking at his dumb face. The sight of it just fills me with rage.