To be fair, it can actually be difficult to even find non-IPAs at your local liquor store. Or at least, at mine. Around here (southern wisconsin) beer has become a lot less seasonal and a lot more HOPSLAMMOUTHFUCKER IMPERIAL OVERLOAD all the time. A client I used to work with who actually grew hops for breweries even…

That’s true of liquor stores but many bars have like, 18 IPAs, Coors and Miller for the old people, and maybe one or two darks, one of which is almost always Guinness. That’s where the IPA craze was/is so obnoxious. It reminded me of the stupid hot sauce craze in the 90s. “I don’t care if it tastes like shit as long…

This may be a bit of a hot take, but the craft beer industry has only themselves to blame.

“He was getting aggressive.”

“ we at The Root do not advocate violence.”

As a white dude I feel like the only acceptable outcome is one with all those white fuckers splashed out on the ground. Hopefully considering the fact they shouldn't have fucked around and found out.

Isn’t it funny how “race wars” and “race riots” are almost always started by white people? And I’m a white guy so I get to hear the shit you people say behind their backs.

The guy using the chair was pretty epic. Those were some shots that aren’t even allowed anymore in mainstream wrestling promotions. F***ers deserved it.

let’s get these out of the way:
“Try that in a small town”
“They should have just complied”

What else?  

Fuck the dumper. Also, I would just drive on my yard around the tires if I had a cancer appointment. But I guess I’m just built different.

Wait a minute, you wanna spend 50-125k on what is essentially a bad weather beater and the car you drive in to work? Just do what everyone else does and get a subaru, then save the money you were going to spend on the car on ski trips.

I agree 100% we can all bre more creative and varied with our insults. That said the gendered stuff really cuts the GOP snowflakes to their core. Is it worth taking the low road to fuck with someone? Usually not, for these clowns I'm willing to let slide though. 

I’m surprised it took as long as it did, here on Jez no less, for someone to whinge about that.

Oh you want me to believe a tough guy conservative is really just a full of shit, all talk, weak ass punk?

Just get a trailer for the kayaks. Then whatever vehicle you eventually end up replacing the Fpace with down the road you won’t need to worry about your restrictions either, and you wouldn’t need to get another rack.

I agree with this, but what I REALLY want is bland, blobular, mid sized crossover in 12 different shades of grey. Preferably with a cvt and some weird terminal flaw in the drive train that needs and immediate recall.

Well built, reliable, cars at affordable prices. They know, they just don’t like it. That is why they keep throwing in all those baubles and toys to try and distract us.

This is the most boomer story I’ve ever read. Only way it could be topped would be if the car in question was a Corvette.

I can smell that guy from here.

“... his day job, which is being a barber.”