If only the Okafors were karate men. They only bruise on the inside.

Well if Kyrie believes it, it must be true.

Is someone there to help me up onto this part? No? Then that far.

Unrelated: Tom Llamas also gets out of the shower to pee.

Meanwhile, the only signs that Tim Duncan has stayed in your hotel are hand-written Thank You notes and a faint snoring sound after 7:30 p.m.

Inspector Clouseau’s real name is Stan?

Either way, the outlook isn’t especially rosy.

Jordan Howard is a BEAST. I look forward to him falling into a statistical canyon the second Fox makes the switch from Glennon to Mitch Cumstein.

I bet they won’t give any advance notice to me, either.

I mean, it was English 100.

So the new Fox strategy is....... fake news?

Marchman’s favorite air conditioning substitutes, ranked:

Theory: the entire country is high on cough syrup?

You mean the little girl at :46? That was Adrien Broner.

Was “dickishbirdywhohatesfun” already taken or something?

I mean, he’s probably taken a lot more than that... but he only took two after he had the ball, which is when they start counting.

makes u think

Pretty much a basic bitch’s Pinterest dream. (Not bad for Northern Indiana though.)