Pretty questionable word choice for a henna tattoo.

Blood in your stool > Being a fan of an AFC South team

Another fun fact: Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard.

Come on, give him a break - when you count all the players on the team AND the practice squad, that’s a fuckton of Christmas presents to shop for.

For what it’s worth (not much at all, probably), I love having you around! Your comments are always smart and usually make me laugh. I hope you feel better, because I’d miss you if you left.

I agree. No one beats Ricardo at creating YouTube videos.

At this point, it must be noted that I’ve written 1,365 words in this column (headline not included), and this is my third column in three days.

“You must stay in the trailer. If you get out of the trailer you will die.”

There’s only one solution...... he better find a church.

Hola, amigos. I know it’s been a long time since I’ve rapped at ya, but your old buddy Jim’s been knee-deep in a river of blue shit lately.

The next person to post a cheesy comment is getting creamed.

Fucking dog has fucking papers

Who the fuck stars this? It had to be you.

Worst advice ever. Just be normal and eat your sandwiches over the toilet.

Make America Fundamentally Sound Again(?)

What, you’re not a big fan of every single Thomas & Friends movie, ever? To each their own, I guess...

Harvard, you say? Why, I had no idea! Why don’t color commentators ever mention that?

I thought Deadspin’s official position on fat running backs was that we need more of them?

has anyone informed Burfict of this part of the body?

We’ve reached the point where just seeing “Rom Romberts” in front of a comment gets me excited about what’s to follow.