It’s number 4. It’s just behind Beyonce is really Solange’s mother, but ahead of Britney Spears’ head shaving meltdown being a plot by the Bush administration to distract people from the war in Iraq.

I was little, probably around her age, when it happened and my dad used to call me “Jon Benet” because we were both little girls with curly hair? I don’t know, but it was inappropriate and what I could understand of the whole thing made it really creep me out. I don’t know if I was supposed to be flattered because she…

It made me love her.

Even us Massachusetts people know what that means even though we don’t use it.

I have always loved her, since the Alias days, and I love her even more now. “Bless his heart.”? Hahahahahhahaha. You go, Jen. I may watch 13 Going on 30 tonight when I'm drunk with my visiting bestie in her honor.

Can’t find a flaw in that.

She dropped “Bless his heart.”

My first thought when I read the eyebrow thing was how much that little girl was groomed and plucked to have the same eyebrows as a pop star. That poor little girl, her story still breaks my heart.

That case was so, so tragic.

So... so then is Zooey Deschanel also Jonbenet Ramsey? I’m confused, mister!

Stevie Wonder can’t see the difference.

Donald Trump may be elected President in November. There is literally nothing that surprises me anymore.

If he’s truly that controlling then he won’t just agree to release her because Sony told him to. Especially when he won’t get much in return.

It is an ethical fine line. On one hand, a single couple says “oh yes, we want a girl” and on the other end you get a eugenics movement that values one over the other. We would be upset if everyone in China under the 1 child policy got IVF to select only boys.

If you doubt his acting chops see Bronson and Locke.

I disagree with the decision to not have all five songs performed but this limiting was clearly about levels of fame, not gender identity or race. I like hearing the songs - I always find interesting new ones - but critics almost always whine that too much time is taken bythen.

You know, just a thought, but Jezebel could opt to put is money where its mouth is and boycott the Oscars this year in terms of coverage of the event, red carpet, etc.

I definitely get the “open secret” vibe from this.

She’s such a badass. I love the idea of some Sony exec trying to get on her back for this and her shutting him *down* in her fantastic Croydon accent. “You fucking WOT?”

Hmm. Wonder how Sony is now going to view the potential loss of some of their top artists come contract renewal time . . .