His burping was more unsettling than anything else about him. And I’m including the black eyes and the pissing in trash cans.

I have a really big secret that is weighing heavy on my heart: Robert Durst looks exactly like my father-in-law if he had no soul and cold, dead, shark eyes.

I don’t always like Stern’s humor but off the air he is said to be a super-nice guy. The total opposite of his radio persona.

Oh god, the autoplay! All three at once? I thought we were friends?!

It’s like Christopher Walken’s heavier, not-as-lucky brother who watches a lot of TV.

He looks like he smells like cigarettes and old spice.

Let’s take a moment to look at the stunning beauty that is Jeffrey Wells...

Trump is like a sentient Onion article that doesn’t realize it was born in satire.

I read somewhere that there’s a clause in the contract for the sale of Once Upon a Time in Shaolin. Apparently either alone, or abetted by Bill Murray, Wu-Tang is allowed to attempt to “heist” the album and if successful, retain it. Without any legal repercussions.

Christmas came early! Remember friends, every time a Martin Shkreli is arrested an angel gets its wings...an AIDS patient gets their meds...overpriced musical memorabilia isn’t sold to a douchebag.

But Michael Fassbender is a man so he is allowed to actually be an actor and just capture the spirit of Steve Jobs. If you’re a woman you must mutilate yourself to physically capture a role and then get criticized for not then capturing the spirit of the person.

Looking the part is whatever. Angela Bassett didn’t look jack shit like Tina Turner and she managed to bring it. I’mma let Natalie chill.

It’s worse than heteronormative bullshit, she’s just an asshole:

“Dick so big it’s like a foot is in your mouth/And you ain’t babysitting, but my kids all on your couch.”

Counter argument: Shut Up and Dance is damn fun.

No, I’m trying to tell you that isn’t what yellowface means. Margaret Cho isn’t a white person pretending to be Korean. She’s actually Korean.

I’m still going to listen to it

In a more detailed brief, Scalia directs his argument at the sciences and the opportunities for African Americans therein. The United States, he posits, “now has fewer African-American physicians, scientists, and engineers than it would have had using race-neutral [admissions] methods. It probably has fewer college…

Counterpoint-why doesn’t netflix use their money to master human cloning and clone even MORE Adam Sandlers. That way they can be entirely filled with offensive Adam Sandler movies. One can come out every day in a horrifying barrage of low brow humor that never ends.