Naming names would be beyond dickish, but some celeb kids have inherited the exact features you'd hope they get from their mom, from their dad, and vice versa, and turned out awkward to average. That's gotta suck.

I feel bad saying this, but Demi Moore & Bruce Willis do not have good looking children.

Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.

I don't feel like the cop was taking advantage of her ignorance; I felt like he was being very patient with someone who wanted to talk about her publicist, her sick stepmom, racism, and everything else except "Here's my driver's license, Officer." I understand she was rattled, but I don't see where you're getting…

I'm sure they all signed contracts they can't break, so...

When we thought police were overreacting to a black woman kissing a white man in public, that was one thing. Previous reports were unclear, they might have been smooching on a park bench or something, and it was implied police stopped them without cause for blatantly bigoted reasons. But if police were responding to a…

When I first heard the story, I was all ready to hop on the "fuck the police" bandwagon. The emergence of witnesses stating that she was having sex with her husband in a public place before the cops came and now the audio of the incident change things a great deal though. It's no longer a case of probable racial…

I'm giving her the side eye on this.

I'll join that team. Look, you want to have sex in a car in the middle of the day? More power to you. But sometimes someone will see that and be offended. And, yeah probably the whole thing centered on the cop thinking he was a john and she was a hooker. But if they were in fact having sex in a car in a major urban…

Yup. If someone called in a lewd act, then he could have been less of a dick about it. However, this is a really different story than the one we were first told (which wasn't necessarily her fault): woman kisses boyfriend on street, is stopped by cop.

No, this is not true. If the police officer has probable cause he can ask for her ID. Granted it's hard to agree that the police officer had probable cause in this case, but one thing the police are more than happy to do is use your confusion over the legal specifics of your rights to scare you into doing what they…

Upon reading the transcript, this officer is crazy patient. She is being the worst.

Holy moly.

at least she keeps her word

Baby fingers are delicious. What's your point?

That wasn’t a ferret nice thing to say...

Your mom is awesome.

Johns are just nice guys trying to get by while the women and girls they "buy" services from are worthless, criminal jezebels and moral failures.

Seriously. I'm not sure how prostitution laws work, but if they suspected that they were prostitute and client, shouldn't they have put both of them in handcuffs?

My mother, who is black, and my father, who is white, used to get SO MUCH SHADE thrown at them by strangers. Instead of shrinking under the disapproving gazes, my mother, who is an A+ badass, used to grab hold of my Dad, tousle his red hair, and say loudly, "When are you going to tell your wife about me?" to give the…