No, it wasn't. It wasn't in any way, any of her fault. She's fucking 9 years old for goodness sake. This is absolutely 100% the fault of the fuckwit who put an uzi in her hands, switched it to fully automatic, then told her to pull the trigger. The fully grown adult who, at any point, could have said "You know…

I know, my dad taught us all how to fire a gun and what they do. He said an automatic weapon in a 9 yr old's hands should be criminal lunacy.

I have never found second hand embarrassment to be as enjoyable as when I see footage of people of my race dancing horribly while thinking that they're just SO. COOL. Haha.

I really feel like The Tonight Show is a huge step down for Colbert. He's able to do some really cool stuff on the Colbert Show and it sucks he's taken a position where we lose that amazing persona and gain a toothless version of his comedy. I don't like it at all.

His capacity to see himself as the victim when he's the one driving his life off a cliff is pretty impressive.

People don't like Griffin for various reasons, but she is a hardass when it comes to advocating for women in her line of work. I'm glad she's a righteous loudmouth bc I have no doubts for even a second that these nameless faceless execs truly believe people won't watch a late night show not hosted by a white dude with…

I always thought Amy Poehler would be great on late night. She's totally likeable, would make guests comfortable, but is quick enough and just a little 'dark'.

Because the most frugal of men always choose to have a mistress in Argentina!

Mark Sanford: Middle Schooler

Jesus was incredibly clear in the book of Luke that we are to turn the other cheek at offenses and that if someone took our shirt, we were to offer our coat as well.....Finally, I am left humbled in my inability to determine outcomes and reminded again of how the only thing we can ultimately work on fixing is …

Real life removes the shine off the forbidden fruit.

My mom dated him in college. Dodged a damn bullet.

Juan Danger, probably

I love how it's always the ex-wife's fault after the man is done burning his life to the ground.

Raise your hand if you think he left his mistress/soul mate for another mistress/soul mate.

I don't know why, but the idea of one's mother attracting random shitters has me cackling my ass off more than the endless tales of clenching on this board.

we're a wrangler family, so when other people drive jeeps, they become our friends pretty quick.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Let's not be too hasty here. Michelle Obama is still flawless.

Of course there are worse things in the world. Of course.

About an hour ago my kids and I were talking about 9/11, and I was trying to explain to them what it felt like to experience that day; something which they'll never be able to understand, since they've lived their whole lives in the post-9/11 world. Anyhow, as I was telling them the story of the 4th hijacked plane,…