Im having that. But no siracha. Nando;s hot sauce.

See, you have to be careful about this kind of thing. Because some guys WANT to get kicked in the dick.

i had a teacher in high school whom i did not like until she told us a story about how she was running and a man kept following her very closely, despite her telling him to back off, and sure enough he did kind of lunge at her so she threw a rock at his head and ran away.

My best friend is a 5'3" tiny woman, and she runs all the time. Once she was alone and a dude on his bike smacked her ass. So she shoved him off his bike and yelled, "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT WEARING A HELMET, ASSHOLE!!!" and then ran off.

It's proper etiquette to extend ones pinky when delivering a well-deserved crotch kick.

I'm making this tomorrow, maybe a couple of ribeyes on the side. Definitely a nice green salad with my homemade Ranch dressing.

it has it's uses. Korean BBQ beef with garlic slices on lettuce leaves

You fucking nailed it. I'll drink to that.

I like to think Elaine Stritch answered the knock at the Pearly Gates and that they're both sitting having vodka on the rocks, talking shit about everyone.

That documentary was really illuminating and I found myself warmed to her. Even the sometimes awful humor on Fashion Police was fun to cringewatch because she was an 80 year old working legend. I'm so glad she was able to return to the Tonight Show earlier this year, even with some of the cringier jokes.

I'm so sick of the "obviously you don't see the humor in it" defense. No, I see you were trying to make a joke - I just didn't think it was funny.

Patton seems very open to discussion and learning. I love him a lot.

He acknowledges it's bad. He understands and points out things like misogyny, male privilege, weight and shame, etc. Like Louis C.K., he turns that around on himself not at other people, makes himself the butt of the joke.

i feel like patton is kind of more self aware, and more actively trying to be a good person than ricky. like patton can say some Not Great stuff, but everyone can, and he seems open to critique and growing.

WARNING: This is an angry rant!

What I'm so tired of is when a person or group of people spouts racist, fatphobic, misogynistic, transphobic or homophobic crap like they're being SUBVERSIVE and EDGY because they think it's fucking cool or something.

No. You're just like 90% of the rest of the world. You're a tired old…

My cat is very confused why she hears babies and can't find them. This is the new thing for her.

if I had to pick a charity I thought would accept it, I'd pick PETA.

I find this whole thing baffling, the ONLY state interest in having a picture on an ID is to identify the person carrying it.

Agreed. It doesn't read as "preteen boy" to me, it reads as "very skinny 19-20ish man."