That is exactly what this makes me think of. The fact that she's calling it an art piece is what really puts this over the edge for me.

The term "psychosexual thriller" kind of makes me want to barf forever.

Okay?! That is a suit either made by Dolce and Gabbana or custom made. There isn't a single thing about that suit that is cheap, lazy or anything other than befits the man wearing it. The "right" mocks him for wearing Mom jeans and the moment he wears an expensive suit, they scream over spending. Yeah, fuck off. I…

Clinton Kelly has no business saying anybody looks tired. I saw him with a twink half his age, waiting in line to get into San Francisco Badlands. He was stuffed into the tightest skinny jeans I've ever seen and no one, and I mean no one, has ever looked more tired than he did that night.

Considering that boy bands were once known for forcing any homosexual members to hide their orientation to maintain their squeaky clean image and sell more posters to teen girls, this is a nice change.

Yeah but we also have studies that show that even people in "abject poverty" (what we consider the third world.) can be satisfied and happy with their lives. I don't think his pessimism is really reflected in actual data, but I also don't think you can quantify human emotion and put it on a chart. Because the argument…

Everyone who's complained about the cooler temps can shut the hell up. The weather this summer was freaking great.

That little monkeyfuck Putin loves dancing on the edge, the psycho.

I don't know, coming from someone who prefers the cold, I didn't mind the cooler temperatures.

But there were eras where most things, to some people, probably seemed okay. Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and other social media are great ways to spread joy and pictures of your cool fourth of July nail art, but they're also incredibly efficient in letting people know what is bad where you are.

All hail the Voodoo Queen!

Pretty sure these people aren't getting drunk at brunch, they're going to brunch still drunk from the night before, and continuing to drink.

I bet you that's exactly it. Most of the people in the videos look young—25 or under. They're probably poor college students/funemployed/entry-level desk monkeys looking to get buzzed for free and have no idea how to drink. Aaaaand their Saturday nights are over before they've even begun. They'll learn, eventually.

the first chick falling into that nasty puddle! I hope she went to her gynecologist afterward, ick.

That taxi driver was my favorite part. Like fuck an open door…… girl bye.

Copeland? Rihanna? Back in my day, when we needed a soundtrack for a funny Internet video, we used "Yakkety Sax", and we LIKED IT!

One thing I'm seeing is a lot of very patient, loyal girlfriends, so shoutout to them. I would like to think if my best girl was lying on a New York pavement legs akimbo I would be equally as chill and unflapped.

I can do without vom close-ups, but I am cracking up about that taxi driver that was like, "NOPE."

It's the least she could do after destroying all those homes with that wrecking ball in the first place.