Everybody has ‘that car’ they wished they had never let go. I hope this isn’t yours.

My old dealership once delivered a BMW HP2 Sport without fuel or oil, the owner intended it as a show piece for his games room.

We use 40,000 psi (yes 40) at work, and they are far from the most powerful. 3000 is kids stuff

We use 40,000 psi (yes 40) at work, and they are far from the most powerful. 3000 is kids stuff

I can’t ever imagine being in a position where i’m breaking so many laws at once. I don’t even like going through yellow lights where I think maybe I could have stopped safely.

Ow my sides.

Very nice camera work

20 Commas in a one page article is too many. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.

Obviously, sanctioning bodies are OK with Ford’s interpretation here because the raptor has had the lights in the grill since the first generation came out almost a decade ago.

I’ll take a number 5 please.

If starcraft has taught us anything, it’s that we should just spend all our money on millions of kamikaze drones and zerg rush em.

50 bills

I can’t tell if those mural parts were hastily thrown together in 30 seconds, or each one a carefully selected pop culture reference.

I never once thought about the safety rating of my 2013 Jimny before buying it, and didn’t look at the safety rating of my 2016 Isuzu D-max either. I don’t buy cars to crash them, and an accident is going to suck either way.

The youthful audience the Suzuki Jimny has been designed for deserve better in terms of passive and active safety.

My friendly coworkers spent much of this summer holding me back from physically and verbally attacking our now-late intern, Mack Hogan.

Who has a $2M car without a gps tracker?

The real solution to cigarette butt's out the window is to have built in vaping devices in cars, maybe with a lube dispenser for all of the gay sex you'll be having after you start vaping. 

The inefficiency of this makes me genuinely angry

Buick for the win

Ow my retinas