mitchellbegeng
Mitchell
mitchellbegeng
Mar 27 2019
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My old dealership once delivered a BMW HP2 Sport without fuel or oil, the owner intended it as a show piece for his games room.

Mar 9 2019
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We use 40,000 psi (yes 40) at work, and they are far from the most powerful. 3000 is kids stuff

We use 40,000 psi (yes 40) at work, and they are far from the most powerful. 3000 is kids stuff

Dec 29 2018
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I can’t ever imagine being in a position where i’m breaking so many laws at once. I don’t even like going through yellow lights where I think maybe I could have stopped safely.

Dec 12 2018
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20 Commas in a one page article is too many. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.

Dec 12 2018
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Obviously, sanctioning bodies are OK with Ford’s interpretation here because the raptor has had the lights in the grill since the first generation came out almost a decade ago. Read more

Oct 18 2018
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If starcraft has taught us anything, it’s that we should just spend all our money on millions of kamikaze drones and zerg rush em.

Sep 20 2018
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I can’t tell if those mural parts were hastily thrown together in 30 seconds, or each one a carefully selected pop culture reference.

Sep 20 2018
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I never once thought about the safety rating of my 2013 Jimny before buying it, and didn’t look at the safety rating of my 2016 Isuzu D-max either. I don’t buy cars to crash them, and an accident is going to suck either way.

Sep 20 2018
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The youthful audience the Suzuki Jimny has been designed for deserve better in terms of passive and active safety. Read more

Aug 21 2018
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My friendly coworkers spent much of this summer holding me back from physically and verbally attacking our now-late intern, Mack Hogan. Read more

Jul 28 2018
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The real solution to cigarette butt's out the window is to have built in vaping devices in cars, maybe with a lube dispenser for all of the gay sex you'll be having after you start vaping. 

Jul 26 2018
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The default temp on my machine is 30°c (86f), and even if i remember to set it to cold before turning it on my missus won’t so warm water it is for us.

Jul 19 2018
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The inefficiency of this makes me genuinely angry