No, not “now.” Having spent time at ESPN’s headquarters in Bristol myself, I assure you this is nothing new, whatsoever. ESPN is essentially a professional fraternity for jocks with a history of sexual harassment second only to the military.

An ESPN representative declined to make a sound from his peephole.

MSNBC made the decision last year that they needed to compete with Fox. The lower rungs were told that they were going to seek more “moderate” programming, but the upper rungs were already planning a Trumpalooza. I hope they fall on their face (except for Maddow, long live Maddow.) There’s already a glut of white,…

The entire notion of “fully rounded” portraits of the perpetrators of multiple heinous crimes is a disservice to victims. No one cares about Assad’s years training as an ophthalmologist in Damascus, especially not while most of his victims go unknown and unheard. Neither does anyone with a grain of common humanity…

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

It can't be that baaaaaaad.

There should be criminal charges for the politicians and money for the residents. How else do you think people will be getting paid? She’s bringing attention to the part that needs attention. But hey, fuck that bitch, right?

Wow. Seriously surprised at the comments of hate for this woman.

The athletes have also resigned themselves to the fact that they will be competing in water that could very well make them sick.

Flint, MI would take the games

Brazil has 4,500 miles of coastline and the world’s largest freshwater river.

Rio Olympics logo: six interlocked ring(worm)s

Rio Olympics motto:

As a precaution, the Australian teams have been instructed to “row the other way”.

If you want to write a long story that paints a complex portrait of a villain, it is adivisable to first find a villian with some degree of complexity. Former college football player turned cop who likes to rape women ain’t exactly Richard III.

Brevity is the soul of wit, so for Holtzclaw all we really need is,

The worst thing about meeting different kinds of people is that you start to think of them as, in fact, people.

I wish you were right, but I’m afraid my Blue Lives Matter white hillbilly relatives have indeed lost their damn minds about Beyoncé. Because Breitbart told them to, basically.

Even NPR let this shit slide this morning without bringing up Anthony Kennedy, or even asking how often the situation had come up before. It was ridiculous.

note for those wondering: “the constitution is pretty clear” works as a pickup line about 25% of the time.