It would be a shame if one or more of these Babes for Trump weren’t yet of legal, uh, voting age.

It sounds like they tried to make her lie, and now she’s Yelling Timber!!! Good for her.

Too soon.

“I find out that she wanted these photos just to lie to the public,” Jo told WNCN, “to cover up what she did so she can look like the grieving mother.”

Photog: “Everybody say cheese! Uh, Dead Guy, just do the best you can!

Oh, their Creation Science department is the envy of the Bible Belt. /s

For the record: The president of Baylor University is Ken Starr. Yes, that Ken Starr.

Major, not “mayor”.

I say go for a Geometry mayor—they know all the angles!

Yep. Too many people (including everybody under age 30) confuse brilliance with charisma.

Of course. Also, Bernie Sanders, the great Truth Teller, is being disingenuous here. George Clooney is not a Super PAC. He’s a liberal Democrat who’s supporting Hillary this year. Bernie probably doesn’t realize that, since he’s not actually a member of the Democratic party.

Whereas, here in Texas, we just shake our heads and ask, “Where’s Santa Ana when ya need him?”

Is that Susan Dey on the cover?

Hate to lay a bummer on the festival, as it were, but can you imagine? Dubya? Can you?

Here’s my favorite African proverb: “If you want to come quickly, come alone. If you want to come far, come together.”

Yep. Back then, we could’ve gotten away with spray-painting some of those Reagan and Bush bumper stickers. Now there are video cameras everywhere.

Your point is well-taken, but all these hate bills are straight-up job killers in any of the 50 states. Republicans may love money, but they hate jobs.

This is just an aside, and it probably won’t get brought out of the greys, but it’s something I recently noticed: I shop at two different grocery stores—one near my house where I shop mostly on the weekends, and one near my office, which is 20 miles away, in another city.

I noticed that, too. It’s like he’s, uh, three-fifths of a man. Sorry. Terribly, profoundly sorry.

Waiting for the Anti-Rush Limbaugh (with Rush Limbaugh quotes) ad from the conservative Our Principles PAC. Not holding my breath, though.