When asked again, Goodell suspended Sash four games for conduct detrimental to the league...

When asked about Sash, Roger Goodell replied, “Why yes, I have a satin one that matches my bathrobe.”

If only we could show this level of concern for the health and safety of laborers in all fields. Absent that it’s pretty damn callous.

I love football, but have a harder and harder time just vegging out and watching it like a big dumb baby than I used to the more and more this information comes out. You watch a guy like Antonio Brown go ragdoll from a helmet hit, and it’s hard to ignore the CTE elephant in the room.

Mommas don’t let your babies play football as babies, either. This case is important because it shows that it’s not necessarily a long career in the NFL that does it — the damage done when playing peewee, high school, and college count, but no one talks about it. Scary shit.

“keep fucking them.”

football! football! fuck yeah.

Dear Popular Mechanics,

I thought that was headed to a mother-daughter threesome.

Is that my ex? We lasted less than 3 weeks.

In the movie about the Trump campaign, I nominate Missi Pyle to play Megyn Kelly.

Great, Fox. Now Meghan Kelly is your singing monkey holding out a tip jar for ratings. Whose shoulder is she sitting on? Allies?

I don’t know how you work in comedy for very long and not steal jokes (on purpose or not). There aren’t that many original ideas out there and half of them were done on Gilligan’s Island.

White people who compare mild to moderate situations/annoyances to MLK’s struggle are the fucking worst.

The best part is Samer trying his absolute hardest not to break while delivering the phrase “winter boo” repeatedly.

“OKAY BUT LETS PUT LIES ON IT”

EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT THEOCRACY *REQUIRES* THAT LIES BE PUT IN IT - IT’S THEIR ENTIRE FOUNDATION

Just know that you have named my autobiography. “Catching Dick Left and Right: The LolaCat5 Story” will sell ALL the copies because of you.

According to the linked article, there were only about six kids in the group. I cannot even FATHOM how she “suggested one was not” a virgin. Did she, like, point to one of them and go “this slut right here is CLEARLY catching dick left and right, but what about the rest of you?”

Women are murdered every day in this country because they are....women. The “urgency” is not just the literal life and death situations that women find themselves in due to misogyny; the everyday struggle of women in this country to survive on sub-par wages and with patriarchal constraints that keep them from having a…

I haven’t heard worse Grand Slam allegations since the Denny’s diarrhea scandal of 1994-present.