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The disgusting collaboration of so many people to keep this man from his just punishment is astounding. The hypocrisy, the victim blaming, the denial, the COLLECTIVE denial....it’s all part and parcel of the process. And yet, of everything I just read, the fact that Bill Cosby referred to Qualudes as “friends” is what

Could we make an exception and characterize Fox News as a “Nimitz-Class Douche Canoe” ? Please...

Unemployment is down to 5%, productivity is up, the size of the federal government is noticeably smaller than when Obama took office, and deportations are up. The American automobile industry is alive and kicking, the majority of oil comes from domestic sources, and the average price of gasoline is at its lowest point

“Because of his business background. I feel like Washington needs somebody new and non-establishment, and I think Washington could use a good businessman who knows how to fix the budget. Our economy is not doing so great. There is so much fiscal irresponsibility. I think having a good Republican president would

New southern meme : MULLAHS WITH MULLETS

To sum up:

Is it just me or does she resemble a Latina Megyn Kelly?

Good for the President. I’m not sure that this is a “dramatic” step by the President. Using regular people to highlight a particular piece of legislation or policy proposal is pretty standard. For example, American soldiers who were brought to the US as children and would have benefited from the DREAM Act have also

Hahaha, as if most of us have jobs we can do online. Sure, Kasich can bullshit about maternity leave without leaving the house, but my pregnant coworker can’t wipe any virtual asses.

Why are we still listening to men's opinions in 2016 when it comes to women’s issues

Of all the candidates with goldfish memories, he’s almost the worst. It’s like each clause in each sentence is from a mutually independent section of brain, and no one consults inside his skull.

PS- In my head I just did a thing where the severity of their goldfish memory is in direct proportion to their resemblance to

+1 Piece of Nazi gold

My daughter was born that day. The anesthesiologist was inserting my IV when it came on the news. I told him that if Bush died while I was under not to wake me up because I didn’t want to live in a world where Dan Quayle was president. When he woke me up, the first thing he told me was that Bush was still alive.

My Grandpa’s opinion back in the day on the ‘flu’ statement [for full effect imagine an old man with a beard, a half naked lady sailor-type tattoo on his forearm, a pipe and a can of PBR]:

Talk about a viral video!

i wish twitter existed when an American President barfed on a Prime Minister of another country.

I.DONT.KNOW.

...which is hilariously stupid, because this little brat and his family used their riches to get him out of four counts of vehicular manslaughter. They could’ve EASILY skated on something as trivial as probation violation but instead they panicked and massively overreacted and apparently pushed their luck far enough

I think that, when all is said and done, she’s gonna be sari she accepted that assignment.