[snicker] If Rep. Dye had really wanted to connect with them, she should have asked “Do all of you girls still have your v-cards?” That’s what they call it now: “v-card.” I used to teach high school. I’ll, uh, just let myself out the back way.

When I saw the first tweet above, I thought, “Wait! Not THAT Joe Walsh!” (meaning the guitar player extraordinaire, member of the Eagles, etc). Then I thought, “Yeah, probably him, too. Shit.”

Say it ain’t so, Nikolay Davydenko and Martín Vassallo Arguello!!!

She wants Trump to be her daddy, instead of her real daddy, who is probably a Democrat. Islam is a patriarchy, so why wouldn’t she have daddy issues?

It’s a Perfect Storm of ignorance.

The Bush family has a long and storied history of appropriating the property of others without providing, or even offering, compensation.

No boundaries.

He had, like, 50 PhDs.

I didn’t know Rachel Dolezal moved to Belgium.

I’ve always said She could do so much better than Him.

No, I was just trying to curry favor, and not caste aspersions.

I think that, when all is said and done, she’s gonna be sari she accepted that assignment.

And some elevator shoes.

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I get it. So, since Mark Cuban is a billionaire, the Mavericks cheerleaders should have to pay him to work there.

I taught high school from 2009 to 2011. A lot of the girl students called their virginity their “v-card,” as in, “Do you still have your v-card?” Apparently, many of them longed for the day when they could “leave home without it.”

Ok, I’m a liberal Texan, and I’ll start eating Blue Bell again—as long as you taste it first.

Skippy Spade’s mentor is Dennis Miller, and Miller’s career is based on being a right wing piece of shit, so there you go.

I’d be more concerned about all the republican men like Trump who are obsessed with punching it.

For Hillary, her trump card is Trump himself.