Do all the Solo children fall to the Dark Side?

Compton Girls: Cziggity Czeched, Chziggity Wrecked.

Not surprised to see the first gold medal for our country involves shooting.

Omar coming.

Whoa, what’s going on in this picture? Did Fitz make a bet with Cromartie?

Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.

Calling it now, SAS wins this category by the highest percentage of all this years winners.

Klay Thompson and Steph Curry were not the same sharpshooters after Harambe was killed.

While none of this is a surprise, it is a fucking joy to read. I was working for a not-as-prominent newspaper in Chicago when Mariotti was there and enjoying his heyday. While I mostly watched his peacock strutting from the sidelines, I did "enjoy" one night on the town with him and another sports writer who was an…