Why Your Knee Sucks

This is unsurprising to anyone who’s paid attention to the Colts for the past decade or so, since the only O-lines Jim Irsay cares about are crushed up oxycontin.

Breaking: Arsenal, Chelsea, Crystal Palace and Tottenham join forces to build wall around Olympic Stadium, make West Ham pay for it.

We’re all hoping Draymond destroys his dick and balls, right?

What they lack in climbing they make up for with absolutely amazing orange chicken.

He still goes home to Kate Upton.

Reds don’t need jerseys to honor the Bengals. All they have to do is go out and commit various felonies.

Björnsson filed an official appeal requesting that footage of his final rep be reviewed, but it was denied.

his may have been more emphatic but this is the greatest

Dwanye Wade, or as he is known on the basketball court, Dweezus.

... although he was kind enough to sign the ball for Brustman

Guaranteed to have a better finish than the Chargers this year.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

The evolution of the Garbage Truck ;)

Can we just have him coach Oregon, so all this shit fits together.

If someone asks you a question — any question — that begins with “Who won the,” your wild-ass guess should never be “North Korea.”

“Guys, I’m untouchable. You know what they say, ‘What happens in Vegas’...”
“Dude, they’re in Oakland for at least two more years.”
“Fuck.”

Lavar Ball is already looking into ways to get the balls renamed to Lonzo, LiAngelo, and LaMelo.

Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

I just feel sad hearing this.