The USMNT have some extra time on their hands

Hey Austinite here. Kombucha is everywhere. You can’t get drunk off of it: shut the fuck up.

Taje, this is not how you beat out the competition.

I’m in (if it’s not too late)

Call me a giant asshole for being a Bulls fan, but this was our best game all season.

At least Goff is doing something for the Rams.

Wait, Trent Dilfer’s team resigned him?

I remember the OJ chase and thinking it was funny. Granted I was like 5 and couldn’t grasp what was happening.

“Shit, get ready for next year.”

I drink a lot.

Just wait guys. Tomorrow every store will be selling a burn sale on #1 Dad shirts for like 1 dollar. And sometimes you get a matching hat. So I everyone knows that you’re the best. Like the Warriors.

Pro tip. Tomorrow #1 dad T-shirts are like 1 dollar at target. And since I’m not a dad, I really love buying them. You know, cause we’re talking about bullshit TShirts. (Some of them even come with matching hats)