R33 is best GTR...

Yep, I was afraid of this. He got hit by Cupid’s Alero.

Doesn’t seem like they had...

“Features unique to that first year include pushbutton exterior door latches, smaller 7-inch wheels, and the omission of the Stingray badge on the front fenders.”

His most successful tunnelling endeavour to date

Shouldve painted it camo

I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.

That’s one Tesla owner who managed to keep his head.

Cop: Now I’m gonna let you off with a warning here since it’s your first time.

I blame Tesla for calling something “Autopilot” when it is in fact, just adaptive cruise control that keeps you centered in the selected lane.

1st prize is a Corvair. 2nd prize is 2 Corvairs.

I mean this in the nicest way possible...

OK, let’s use a side-on view of the 5-series Gran Turismo:

Something something Corvette owners and limp mode something something...

GTFO

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

Please, fear-mong harder with your headline next time. This one was too subtle.

Tomato tomacco!

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

Tesla Will Fix German Hero’s Car Free Of Charge