So, I’m assuming it turned out he *was* the father?

I probably watched that movie 100X when I was a kid. That and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I have no idea how my parents handled it.

This makes me feel so much more certain that there is little chance I’m marrying a man.

I think it’s meant to demonstrate its strength. Kinda like toilet paper commercials that wet the paper and put a weight on it. It could’ve been done better.

This is just me talking out of my ass, but I think T Swift has more chemistry with Karlie Kloss than she has any guy she's been linked with. That means nothing except I think she and Karlie should date (despite there being no evidence that either one of them is at all attracted to women). I just... the heart wants…

I’m sure Vincent Kartheiser is a fine human being, but man do I just perpetually want to junk punch him. I guess that is a compliment to how great of a job he did making Pete Campbell my least favorite TV character of all time (in a good way).

Marriage in its “modern state” is still an unequal institution. Studies show that married men are healthier (physically and mentally) and have better careers (and thus financial opportunities) than men who are not married. The same is not true for women. It’s the opposite actually.

Not just “historically”it still benefits men much more than it benefits women.

Unless the wedding is a women castrating, disemboweling and showering in her future husband’s blood while reciting a few pieces of Audre Lorde’s writing,(while wearing white, of course, YOU CAN’T HAVE A WEDDING UNLESS YOU ARE WEARING WHITE) IT IS NOT A FEMINIST WEDDING. GET OUT. GO ON. GET.

I’m going to get eviscerated for saying this, but here it goes:

Eat each other, you sick fucks.

THIS. My mother used to “blackmail” me into not doing shit (dying my hair crazy colors, getting piercings or tattoos) by saying she’d dump me from insurance or some other financial thing (which seemed dumb because we were on a family cell phone plan but we took turns paying it so... cool, pay it yourself and I’ll get…

I hate us.

I showed my daughter, the budding fashion designer:

Not even if it was free.

Ew...he was 18, I guess, and she was 14 or 15 when they started dating? So was he one of those creepy dudes that graduates, gets in a college, realizes the women around him want nothing to do with him, starts spending a troubling amount of time at his high school, and gets into the pants of impressionable underage…

did no one notice he started dating a freshman in high school, after he graduated. and this is the only people basically either one has been with. Jesus, cut lose on that shit. creep.

He already has his next escape attempt planned.