Thank you, I was stuck thinking that this project idea must have come to him while watching Sagan and stoned out of his gourd on some primo shit.

can’t believe he didn’t say Ezekiel 25:17.

You can have sex with your friends, is the thing.

Elsewhere, Cattrall is pretty happy with the way her life has gone. She’s painted her bedroom pink and sleeps in the middle of her king size bed where she farts and snores as she pleases. Isn’t that what we all want?

woman does thing, is happy. society burns.

Someone I will always listen to.

Swedish has only been a Catholic hospital for a few years (2012 maybe??). They were bought by Providence after their attempt at massive expansion failed miserably (Hi empty hospital in Issaquah). Still sucks though because there are very few other places in this town to deliver a baby.

WWJD?

Cool. Mysterious. Maybe even a little dangerous? The only fashion accessory anyone should ever need.

Get over it, Zach. It’s not a good movie. Every director has a crap movie to their name. What do they do? They learn from their mistakes, they move on and make better films.

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!! I remember when bras were not lined and shaped like half a cantaloupe! They were made of soft, stretchy material, usually thin nylon. People’s boobs moved. They were various shapes. They had nipples. Those were the days.

There should be a Jane picture posted in every comment section, all the time. She is perfection and I adore her. That is all.

The closest any Christians have come to a socialist Jewish man since Christ was crucified.

That’s not the senior discount dilemma. Ask someone a day under the age if they’re eligible, incur their wrath, but don’t ask or give and they’re eligible ...

“Do we LOOK like we drink?!?!!”

You don’t need to feed your Jesus statue. He’s already..

I’ve played alcohol menu vs an offer of iced tea many a time.

Longer than that. According to Natalie Angier, Van Leeuwenhook (inventor of the microscope, 1600s) and/or his assistants made a point of viewing their jizz with the new invention. She says it was one of the first things they, uh, examined.

GOD. He’s not cool, he’s a god damn POPE. POPE’s aren’t cool, they are the head of an incredibly harmful religion which through forced conversions, has managed to spread all over the world, supplanting native cultures and religions on 5 continents. I hope shit like this makes people stop calling him “cool”.