Whatever, I’m not even mad because I just bought this swimsuit from Nasty Gal that judging by how hot it is already I will be wearing all summer. Buy some pointless bougie art object on me, Sophia.

Okay, so Dan the Man is probably a misogynist and his work is ugly, but you come off as such a nightmare customer. Tattoo artists are commissioned to do work, they are never obligated. It comes of as an entitled “the customer is always right” “i’m paying so you just shut up and do what I say” kind of attitude that…

This is extremely important. Whether you think it is “bad art” or not this is fucking important. When a rape victim story is ever put out for public consumption the general consensus is that people feel like they have a right to know exactly what happened, that if they could they should basically have video access to…

Is Meek Mill from a devout puritan family? His name is up there with the modesty enforcing Puritan names like “Humiliation” and “Obedience”.

Yes! This makes me want to listen to CSS and Bon do Role all over again.

Every guy I’ve been with has asked for this. If you’re okay with it my advice would be to do it just once and then he’ll realize how stupid and unsexy it is. I don’t really think it’s degrading, but irl it has no fucking erotic value and I don’t know why porn keeps pushing it. It is the dumbest sex act.

Maybe this is not a popular opinion, but I’m going to go ahead and say that all members of a threesome should be probably a little queer, if not open to it. Yes, dudes and women. Group sex does not lend itself to straightness. I used to have a regular thing with a hetero couple. It was tons of fun at first, they were…

I was strictly a cheap red wine ho up until I started working at a French restaurant. I tried all their wines, for work related purposes and for funsies, and omg good white wine and rose are the shiiiiiiiit. I didn’t even think I liked white wine because I had mostly only had shitty pinot grigios and chardonnays. It’s…

I’m not proud of this but I have a genuine fear that I will lose it if/when a certain ex of mine gets married. Not at him, but just at the world in general. It’s absolutely one of my business, I know, but sometimes shit is complicated. I’m pretty ideologically opposed to marriage (for myself), so no revenge wedding…

Oh, it’s just because they are sooo colorblind. They don’t even see race. It’s all merit based, she just magically happens to be white guise. I mean what would happen to all the poor white actors out there if movies actually cast ethnically appropriate people? What’s next? Are we also going to stop casting cis men to…

Sometimes it makes me incoherently furious that a LEGAL MEDICAL PROCEDURE (sorry for shouting) is treated as this grey-area philosophical debate in which pseudoscience and religious beliefs are given an equal voice to a person’s medical needs. All this hedging about “taking a side” is ridiculous. It’s not political to…

I initially read Ricky Velez as Ricky Vasquez. I was severely disappointed.

This was sublime. The movie itself looks so awful. Has Bradley Cooper even been in a movie since Wet Hot American Summer where his love interest isn’t inappropriately young? I don’t want to see Bradley Cooper boning twenty somethings anymore.

Action Bronson is the wooorst. Even worse is how so many little male hipsters just cant stop telling me how much they love him. When I pointed out what a misogynist dick he I was basically told it’s okay because he’s overweight... that does not follow for me, or make any sense at all.

I dunno, I’m only partly hetero, but nothing on this list resonates with me. Like at all. The whole trope that women are turned on by concepts of things rather than actual sex is kind of insulting. You know what I find attractive on guys? I like seeing dudes’ butts in short cut offs on bicycles. It’s spring in the PNW…

I briefly worked at a small boutique that was very visual and display focused. There were a few displays with pens, fancy Blackwing pencils, artisinal stationary shit, etc. People would lose their fucking minds over it. Some people have like a psychosexual obsession with the *idea* of organization. A $2 pencil that…

Idk, it kind of makes a lot of sense that former Disney stars would have a delayed second adolescence, maybe for the rest of their lives even. The thing is Hilary Duff has been playing the shy-girl-coming-out-of-her-shell trope for a while. It’s not really sustainable. Best of luck to her tho, her hair looks dope.

Wow, such high literary art.

RaeLynn was right! For a boy (you sure are sensitive*)

It’s hilarious. He talks about sex the way that a virginal 14 year old mall goth in 2003 would talk about sex. The horrifying part is that I think women actually fuck him that much despite that.