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RIP to Prodigy of Mobb Deep. I’m really, really sad about this one...what a loss for the rap community.

He wishes!

The Drake and Josh news made my inner tween very sad. I blame Meghan.

My dream in life is to have Brenda Walsh hair and date Dylan McKay. I’m 34 and if this is all wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Don’t you see how wrong that is though? By the limited accounts we had, the woman was the one who instigated the encounter and received oral sex. She is also the one who said that she couldn’t remember and needs counselling as soon as she realised there was a payday coming. Yet, you still assume that it was the guy at…

Production resumes handing out liquor, getting people drunk and in compromising positions.

I’m guessing the next step will be Olympios and Jackson settling their suits for undisclosed amounts.

Warner Brothers investigated Warner Brothers and found that nothing bad happened at a Warner Brothers job-site, clearing Warner Brothers of any wrongdoing.

Question, if we’re already sitting down do we need to lie down or would you prefer standing up?

My famous friends kick me out of windows all the time.

Pretty disgusting, mysoginistic behavior from Keith Hernandez. What a damn shame, it’s 2017, and he’s making comments like this? I thought we would be past this. This just shows you what happens when you have an industry dominated by men; you get this kind of filth on our airwaves. You know, I have one question for…

#forscience

Despacito is a mediocre song. Team No One.

In the words of the late Robin Williams, “Turkey’s done!”

If you haven’t talked to someone in a long while and then are surprised when they have a baby...after 9 months you haven’t reached out or vice versa, it shouldn’t be a shock you aren’t really good friends anymore.

Please say that Zach & Cody are still besties!

It’s MEGANS fault. Her and her conniving ways..

Nice, I was going to go with “vanilla-thalidomide swirl” in order to get a jump on treating your armadillo-induced leprosy outbreak, but yours is much better.

I’m sorry, what? The USA’s federal crime agency statistics are “useless”? Because they disprove the fake narrative of victimhood coming out of organizations like CAIR? Really? What are they doing? Making them up, just for fun? You don’t know what you’re talking about.