mistressofthebluehorizons
MistressoftheBlueHorizons
mistressofthebluehorizons

Corey Feldman went to Oz and started dressing like one of the flying monkeys.

Corey Feldman went to Oz and started dressing like one of the flying monkeys.

Then it got really crazy and he performed a singing telegram from a fetus dressed as a fetus.

Transylvaginal sounds like where my last girlfriends pussy came from that draculcunt.

this is fine, the further away from this “music” the better. In fact ill be waiting in the car.

Whoopi, I got a crappy sweater for Christmas.

Are these made from her dreadlocks.

Whoopi Goldberg voice sounds like she ate a sweater.

The cops on the case, I heard weinstein got a banana in his tailpipe.

Thanks, sorry its so crappy, i did this on my phone at work trying not to be seen, plus im terrible at cut and paste, photoshop whatever its called by those cool graphic designers. anyway hope it made you laugh. peace.

Her admirable strategy for sniffing out tips is just biking around, asking people if anything strange is going on.

Y’know the thing about a Kirsten Bell, she’s got... lifeless eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’... until she bites ya.

I guess david blaine made those rape allegations disappear.

Is this like when those suicide bombers call themselves martyrs.

Even in his 70s, Pablo Picasso’s sexual appetite was irrepressible, though his seduction technique was unusual to say the least. If a pretty young girl caught his eye, he would present her with a gold figurine of a little man with a huge phallus.

Imagine if Pablo Picasso was still alive. That guy got so much box.

Well this is a charming sexual discovery coming out story, So kevin when did you first realize you were gay ? Oh when I was 58 and was accused of pedophilia.