Favorite writer, favorite magician this grope works on some many levels.

Dolly:

I once was playing basketball and it was getting late so I made a joke that I couldn’t see Don (one of the black kids playing) I thought It was a innocent joke but he didn’t take it that way and beat me up. I learned never to joke with black folk but I also decided to stay away from them.

You mean the wizard wasnt in the Klu Klux Klan.

Lionel’s catchphrase should have been “Goodbye, Its not you were looking for.”

You can take your giant squid and whale and shove it the Halls of Gems and Minerals was where it was at. (if you wanted to hide and not be found ... so dark.)

Its so weird that the news is afraid to say the race of a suspects. i mean its a description of what the person looks like. And then saying look for a man 26 to 28 years old, does that help at all. Also hes wearing a red and white, blue jacket, i bet he isnt now. So stupid and putting people in danger because of PC…

Can’t believe carla from cheers wrote a book.

You’d be grabbing young ass too if your wife was a George Washington look alike motherfucker.

maybe girls should just ask out guys from now on.

Why must amber be like joan of arc a dia mond of a woman burnt on the cross twitter war.

Pink revealed that Christina Aguilera once took a swing at her “in a club.”

I think Taylor wrote “Gorgeous” about Tom hiddleston wearing the I heart TS tanktop.

Why do people have to comment that oh taylor looks like a 40 year old mom in that picture or wow Lindsay lohan looks like a 40 year old, must be all that hard living. I mean people age differently and that’s just what they look like. They look like themselves. I mean I can understand hating the music natch but this…

Commie propaganda.

Fuck, i’m still upset about pluto.

Go white girl:

I always thought the greeting was “somethin somethin shrimp,  I guarantee and then wrestling an alligator.”

Chealsea handler claims she is leaving netflix to fight trump . And hear I never thought i would thank trump for anything.

Ah i get it he just gave her the old“‘welcome to Shreveport’ greeting.”I understand now.