mistressofthebluehorizons
MistressoftheBlueHorizons
mistressofthebluehorizons

Dark times but we made it through them. Although Baby Animal always entertained me.

That’s... really terrible. It’s like the soundtrack from a B rated 80s flick.

Rob can take some good-natured jabbing about his NFL career, but he’ll be damned if he’s gonna let someone stand there and badmouth the jalapeno poppers.

After the fight, did they put their cowboy hats back on and ride off on their motorcycles together?

How dare you! 11 year old me would roll my eyes at you in pre-teen angst for those comments about Hanson.

Met Kimora last year at the school her kids went to. Not a particularly pleasant person.

At the time, I was too. But now I love the old Oasis songs and can barely remember a Blur tune (they’re a blur, har har)

Counterpoint: Hanson, Jonas Brothers, Good Charlotte..

You’d never expect that those 2 brothers wrote a song called “Don’t Look Back in Anger”

The only question is how the studio marketing team will try to justify casting Katherine Heigl as Rihanna and Bradley Cooper as Durant.

The winning word was “covfefe”

Jon Lovitz is a shoein to play Jeff Van Gundy

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up

Is it really the finger if Mr Met has but four fingers and the actual middle finger gesture is intended for those with five?

I think it’s great they are now giving jobs to disabled mascots.

They actually told the employee it was a minor infraction and he would be back to being Mr Met in a few days. After X-Rays came back the employee was told it still was not that serious and he would only not be Mr Met for 10-15 days. Then Marc Carig broke this.

If they really wanted to make it realistic, they’d say he tore his finger tendon and will be out for the rest of the season.

Not sure why this is so controversial. The Mets have been giving their fans the finger for years.

Garrison: I never realized Mr. Met was so dangerous to the establishment

Gwyneth Paltrow has a gift. She senses whenever I have utterly forgotten she exists and boom: she shows up with some obnoxious bullshit. Good job, Gwynnie. Thanks for the reminder that you suck!