Fred Rogers was a musician, educator, saviour of public television, equal rights advocate, and humanitarian. He definitely does not belong in Deadspin comments.

He seems... tightly wound.

As I have written before, my daughter died when she was five in 2011, two months after being diagnosed with an inoperable and malignant brain tumor. There is no cure for her type of tumor - DIPG - and current treatments do little more than extend life for a few months.

I knew I was a grown up when I stopped watching MTV and started watching Housewives.

She needs to get laid.

Totally. I hope she reads my comment!

Mens hips are so weird.

Nothing says how much you love the troops like stretching the flag over your taint.

I loved Newsradio. I still use jokes I stole from that show.

“I’m sorry. I went too far. I was wrong.”

Griffin looks like a member of Heaven’s Gate in that picture.

“modern, multi-generational family” in a story about “gender identity and race”

I started watching Ricki and the Flash the other night and was wondering what the fuck was wrong with it. Turns out Diablo Cody wrote it, which is why all the characters behaved and talked like bitchy aliens in an improv class, I guess.

You don’t need to because Big Baller Brand isn’t for women.

this looks like if someone put a mixtape up of me trying to play basketball at age 15

Holy shit, I normally like what you write, but this entire comment is so ignorant of the context of Warhol/Lichtenstein that it almost reads as parody

“maddi runkles”

Maybe they should have gotten an actual dancer to play Baby.

“elite CrossFit athlete”

SICK BRAG ON THE SEX BRO