Truly what Susan B. Anthony fought for.

GOOP will POOP all over Bethany and her skinny bitch.

Ariel’s thirst traps are so blatant I am not even mad, I actually find them pretty amusing.

Ariel Winter, it is weird to make a friend take a vanity picture of your butt.

Celebrity death match suggestion: GOOP vs Betheny F.

Nobody needs to bring their A-game to fuck with a woman who puts jade up her vagina. You don’t even have to bring your B-game to do that.

That was it - crusaders! Forgot the word they used temporarily. How dare they wear their bunny ears and sing songs together? How dare they be 8, or 14, or a mother, or a twenty-something man?

Yes, yes you are!

Join us.

Pistols at dawn?

Here you go! No trump to be seen anywhere.

Yeah, the scapegoating of that poor, mistreated little religion that has been slaughtering infidels by the hundreds of millions for more than 1,400 years.

Well it’s a known rule at that school. She doesn’t have to agree with it, but there are better ways of voicing your displeasure of it. That being said, she did put on a jacket, and that should have ended the whole thing. It was there that the principal went off the rails and escalated the thing to levels that are…

I think it’s her bothering to get involved in the Swift/Perry feud without her acknowledging the person that she’s siding with started the whole thing.

Do you hate her because she stole Angelina Jolie’s face?

Something a bit skeezy about her. Like in a past life she was a man who jacked off on the subway

Would it be too much to say, I consider people playing Ed Sheeran music around me an act of terrorism?

This is the best Nicolas Cage photoshop I’ve ever seen.