The only question is how the studio marketing team will try to justify casting Katherine Heigl as Rihanna and Bradley Cooper as Durant.

The winning word was “covfefe”

Jon Lovitz is a shoein to play Jeff Van Gundy

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

“If Woody had only gone to the police, this never would have happened.”

Lynch looks a lot like Woody Woodpecker. How have I never noticed that before?

Is it really the finger if Mr Met has but four fingers and the actual middle finger gesture is intended for those with five?

I think it’s great they are now giving jobs to disabled mascots.

They actually told the employee it was a minor infraction and he would be back to being Mr Met in a few days. After X-Rays came back the employee was told it still was not that serious and he would only not be Mr Met for 10-15 days. Then Marc Carig broke this.

If they really wanted to make it realistic, they’d say he tore his finger tendon and will be out for the rest of the season.

Not sure why this is so controversial. The Mets have been giving their fans the finger for years.

Garrison: I never realized Mr. Met was so dangerous to the establishment

Yep, we Normals are livin’ the dream! Don’t let the secret get out.

Gwyneth Paltrow has a gift. She senses whenever I have utterly forgotten she exists and boom: she shows up with some obnoxious bullshit. Good job, Gwynnie. Thanks for the reminder that you suck!

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”

Fred Rogers was a musician, educator, saviour of public television, equal rights advocate, and humanitarian. He definitely does not belong in Deadspin comments.

He seems... tightly wound.

“What’s the big deal? I thought Wonder Woman’s people were all lebanese.”

As I have written before, my daughter died when she was five in 2011, two months after being diagnosed with an inoperable and malignant brain tumor. There is no cure for her type of tumor - DIPG - and current treatments do little more than extend life for a few months.

I knew I was a grown up when I stopped watching MTV and started watching Housewives.