mistressofthebluehorizons
MistressoftheBlueHorizons
mistressofthebluehorizons

Totally. I hope she reads my comment!

She was excellent in Hidden Figures.

Cram a bastard in it ape! Nothing’s more dystopian than Momcorp!

Mens hips are so weird.

Nothing says how much you love the troops like stretching the flag over your taint.

I loved Newsradio. I still use jokes I stole from that show.

“I’m sorry. I went too far. I was wrong.”

Griffin looks like a member of Heaven’s Gate in that picture.

If she did get it, she would have had 34 x-es!

My thought process after reading this:

“modern, multi-generational family” in a story about “gender identity and race”

I started watching Ricki and the Flash the other night and was wondering what the fuck was wrong with it. Turns out Diablo Cody wrote it, which is why all the characters behaved and talked like bitchy aliens in an improv class, I guess.

You don’t need to because Big Baller Brand isn’t for women.

this looks like if someone put a mixtape up of me trying to play basketball at age 15

Holy shit, I normally like what you write, but this entire comment is so ignorant of the context of Warhol/Lichtenstein that it almost reads as parody

“maddi runkles”

Why do you feel like it’s “your” fandom, and why do you feel like you have any control over it? I’ll be honest, I really don’t care about a female-only screening of anything because it doesn’t effect me at all, but why do you feel like you have any authority? That’s what bothers me.

Maybe they should have gotten an actual dancer to play Baby.

“elite CrossFit athlete”

SICK BRAG ON THE SEX BRO