mistressofthebluehorizons
MistressoftheBlueHorizons
mistressofthebluehorizons

Good i was worried where I was going to get my multicultural, transgender, gay orgy scenes from.

Those pictures are so cute, now I know why Angelina Jolie goes around scooping up Asian kids.

This is our president ladies and gentlemen.

First the Art world gave him recognition as Indian artist and then they took it back . We used to have a name for that when I was young but I cant remember right now.

Katy I guess your body is a remember never-never land.

Welcome to the world Asahd now that the existence of Justin Bieber has made you cry you have officially become part of the human tribe , the tears are a baptism into how terrible the world can truly be, be brave little man, be brave.

Dear jane

Nobody was laughing out loud that day in Grenada! But many people were saying OMG. Me, I was saying TTYL to my innocence.

When did Klarie kloss become a pawn of big lettuce.

So I spoke to my friend during my lunch hour about the commotion and how things went down, and she said and I quote “stop fucking with people on the internet” ha ha so im going to take her advice and I’m gator boots out this motherfucker. I was going to say PEACE but I guess that is too 90’s. I’m not sure what the

I make excuses because I try to give people the benefit of the doubt, I don’t know these people maybe the waitress had a bad morning and got a traffic ticket or maybe the woman in the office has gas and wants to sit by herself. Who knows what is in the hearts and minds of people and why that act a certain way. Calling

I’m not an ally I’m her friend we like each other and can joke and don’t take things so seriously. If somebody said something racist or harmed her in any way I would probably smash them in the face. I’m living my own life with my own struggles shes there for me and im there for her I’m not her friend to save the world

Leslie jones seem like one of those people who blames everything bad that happens to them on racism. I have a friend like that she’s always like did you see how the waitress didn’t ask if I wanted a refill, racism, see how that lady didn’t want to sit near me in the office meeting racist ass motherfucker. I try to

What does that key open cemeteries and airports.

What is Kelly going for the kewpie doll look with that haircut.

No way this is Dali’s kid. He always wore protection.

If I knew you were cumming in a man, I wouldn’t bake a cake, bake a cake.

know what’s good for the rubella, bean pies. in fact you never need any vaccines at all just bean pies. loads and loads of bean pies.

 T.J. Miller more like T.J. Jackass.