I’m not an ally I’m her friend we like each other and can joke and don’t take things so seriously. If somebody said something racist or harmed her in any way I would probably smash them in the face. I’m living my own life with my own struggles shes there for me and im there for her I’m not her friend to save the world…

Leslie jones seem like one of those people who blames everything bad that happens to them on racism. I have a friend like that she’s always like did you see how the waitress didn’t ask if I wanted a refill, racism, see how that lady didn’t want to sit near me in the office meeting racist ass motherfucker. I try to…

What does that key open cemeteries and airports.

What is Kelly going for the kewpie doll look with that haircut.

No way this is Dali’s kid. He always wore protection.

If I knew you were cumming in a man, I wouldn’t bake a cake, bake a cake.

know what’s good for the rubella, bean pies. in fact you never need any vaccines at all just bean pies. loads and loads of bean pies.

 T.J. Miller more like T.J. Jackass.

I love mariska hargitay, this movie was really bad don’t watch it.

They asked caitlyn how she looks so good she said uses

This story was tragic she spent her whole life in fitness treating her body like a temple exercising eating right , she probably thought I’ve done it I’ve beat whipped cream it cannot harm me. But all the time whipped cream was biding its time waiting for her to slip up and take her out. RIP hot French fitness…

This story was tragic she spent her whole life in fitness treating her body like a temple exercising eating right , she probably thought I’ve done it I’ve beat whip cream it cannot harm me. But all the time whip cream was biding its time waiting for her to slip up and take her out. RIP hot French fitness lady.

She’s a regular Rosa parksowitz already.

Watching these Britney videos I’ve come to realize my life is the direct opposite of Britney spears, like if we ever met in real life we would cancel each other out, like when a subatomic particle collides with its respective antiparticle, such as an electron colliding with a positron with the result being…

Way to go.

I’ll stick with my “low fashion dirt bag style” thank you very much.

Why can’t you invite them to a cookout ,makes no sense. unless this is a joke i dont understand oh well back to work.

Lincoln Lincoln blow bincoln
Banana fana F Lincoln
Fe fi hot for fincoln
lincoln!

If he was from canada his name would be George Looney (that’s their currency).