mistressofthebluehorizons
MistressoftheBlueHorizons
mistressofthebluehorizons

On Halloween night the ghost of Houdini will show up and tell you how to escape the soul crushing debt you handcuffed your finances in from buying Houdini house.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have hired a surrogate to have their third chid.

There is no way this “plus size” model is fat or obese she has a normal body the other models have abnormal bodies so it should be noted as so.

most people in America are heavier so the so called plus size model represent the majority so they should be allowed the title model . the super skinny insect looking models are the outlier freaks who should have to have a label affixed before the model title as to notify everybody that this is not a regular body

shouldn’t we be calling the “regular” models stick-size models and plus-size models just models.

Notwithstanding, I need your help in a variety of ways. First, we need to “take it easy” on holiday spending.

This is tough, first those leaked pics of bebs showed he was prettyr well-endowed, but then again its beiber. But then the hanson boys are Christian and are probably afraid of getting down and dirty with the V the way that needs to be done, but then again they seem to each have many kids so they must have some clue.

Would you rather bang beiber or be triple teamed by hanson?

Whowho?

All the viewers of drake and josh have forgotten about drake too until this article.

These two are made for each other , one runs wikileaks and the other hopes her silicon breast don’t leak.

armadillo leprosy holy shit - Hey Ma put down that aramadillo right now !!!!

“What kind of ice cream goes best with armadillo?”

did he mention lebron james posse, oh yeah that was phil jackson.

Lorde-y I hope she does crepes.

I think Ronan’s father agrees:

What about Señor Spielbergo.

I was put to sleep and abused by mr. cosby too, I paid to see ghost dad in the theaters.

I thought it was theo and denise who were dreadlocked.