mistressmccoy
McCoy's Mistress
mistressmccoy

Is she with her daughter? That makes this 10,000 times grosser. Not that it’s not incredibly gross already, but jesus christ.

I for one, would shop there MORE if they handled complaints like this.

I had one done at almost the exact same age and it was one of the best decisions I ever made. I went from a 32DD to a 32C (and then actually a 32B with weight loss but they’re still pretty full). That said, fun fact, I asked for them smaller. We had arranged for me to go completely down to an A. So when I woke up to

Stop hating on Ed Sheeran’s stupid tattoo.

You and me both, KStew. You and me both.

I promise you that electric blue is mostly MAC’s Deep Truth. I’m sure there are other things thrown in there but I recognize Deep Truth the way a mother fur seal recognizes the call of her lost pup from an entire island away. I’d be willing to be there’s some Plumage worked around the outer corner, but Deep Truth.

  • Kristen Stewart is so boss

I typed “Kristen Stewart sexuality” into the Google thing up there and it says her sexuality is “Network Connectivity Problems.”

this is not a joke, at all, i *DESPERATELY* want this hat, is it ethical to 1) buy it 2) wear it in public

i will gladly attend his fourth wedding, and he doesn’t even have to pay me!

Yeah who wouldn’t show up for the spread. It was probably the “most fantastic luxurious top level best gold standard” (Trump speak)

that’s got i got from that too. i mean, that’s fine, but isn’t a little young to be talking about his personal masturbation on social media? isn’t he still a teen?

so jaden jacks off in front of a mirror and i am so not surprised

It could be dangerous asking our ancestors about their huge stone erections.

I often think about asking ancient people about their erections.

homegirl is fucking lucky as shit and also has the lightest period on god’s green earth bc if that was me please believe they would have blurred out my entire lower half and all 26 miles behind me that were literred w huge globs of my uterine lining.

Someone doesn’t have to be a trained social worker to call themselves that - a lot of people who work at cps or in child welfare have no social work training at all

I am sure they went through a very thorough vetting process. It went “Are you willing to marry a stranger?” and then they followed that with “Are you good looking?” Two yeses and you’re good to go.

I think the problem is that you can pass exams by saying the right things but not actually believing it and once you have a good job you can just go back to all the bullshit you secretly believed in the first place. University, sadly, can not force you to view the world or your discipline in a new and more intelligent