Perhaps if you only watch movies on Netflix. Like a GODDAMN COMMUNIST.

It's going to be Sex vs Netflix, and Netflix will win. And I will cry, because sex is clearly superior.

Madonna created it. The rest just follow.

This is the incarnation of Madonna that I love! She's Madonna, she doesn't have to try! I actually enjoyed Taylor Swift here, too. It was a bit contrived with the facial expression, especially when she turned around, but I still bought it.

What a great performance. Taylor's outfit was amazing too. I want her stylist.

But I thought we hated Madonna. This is confusing.

Huh, that's kinda great. Was not expecting to be impressed by this.

Me too! Although I have the weirdness of being in Spain and the wedding is happening in Scotland so it entirely doesn't feel real... And I really can't remember what my dress looks like! But in a week and a half I go home for 10 days to have dress fittings, see the florist and the minister and the cake lady (my aunt),…

1. Get a party tray with some food for in the limo after the ceremony (if you're doing the whole church then limo to pictures/reception thing). If you're having it all at one venue, get some food for the bridal party room. Seriously, you don't realize how long the day is between ceremony and dinner, and people will be…

Wine. Also, when people start being shitheads (there will be at least one, and it will likely be a relative or soon to be in law) just ignore them. Literally. IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE. They'll get over it.

Plan and control as much as you can until rehearsal day, then just let things happen. And roll with it. Only you (maybe fiancé (ha?)) know what the plan is for "W-DAY."

Keep the communication lines open with your future husband/wife. I got married this past summer and we definitely had to have a few chill out moments together to discuss things that were stressing us out. Good idea to make sure you can boink (that's right, boink)/be intimate in the week before. We had so many out of…

Figure out now who you're most likely to flip your shit at - your mom? your sister? your drunk creepy uncle? - and assign someone to run interference. This is what the bridal party is for. I knew, going to my best friend's wedding, that she and her mom would get tense with each other, and that she originally didn't…

Normally I would agree that the answer is always booze, but I didn't drink much at my wedding last year and I'm SO glad I didn't. My girls and I did one shot at a bar because I really wanted to bust through the double swinging doors at this dive bar in my wedding dress, toss back tequila, and then leave (mission…

They're called Brides MAIDS for a reason. Use them. Delegate. When all else fails, Wine and pizza :)

It was pretty much the best thing that ever happened to me. It didn't even have a tag and was the last one left, I was fully prepared to spend the $50 I was expecting it to be.

Just don't take it too seriously unless it's something really important. There were a few mishaps at my brothers wedding ranging from minor to kind of shitty but it was still a great wedding. But they kind of let those things ruin their day. Them stressing out about things out of their control, like how long it took…

I purposely gave myself a do-nothing day in between the bachelorette and the wedding, because i have a history of horrrrrrrible hangovers—like I-can't-move-off-the-couch hangovers—just me and the fiance and a hotel room and some pad thai.

Even though it will be tempting, don't drink too much. Don't be afraid to take something to help you sleep. And don't do anything you don't want to do, just to please other people. This day is about you and your beloved, and what you two want is really all that's important. And have fun! :-)

Booze.